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How to KILL a Klown
Members of the Klown Killers

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We must KILL all the evil klowns before they eat us!

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Scary klowns are the most evil klown there is!

the only people that have the power to take on the evil klowns are the Klown Killers. The only way that a person can become a Klown Killer is through speacial anitation, and this doesn't happen for just anyone you must have the speacial qualtitys and you must absolutly hate klowns.  Klowns only come out in the day because their allergic to moonlight. Some other ways to keep a klowns away are: peanut butter, triangles, bright colors and prune juice. Try to stay away from refri erator at night and definately on full moons. Klowns are everwhere someone must kill them and the Klown Killers are the people to call to kill them!
 
 
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There is 6 Klown Killers, we ride on skooters and skwert klowns with waterguns filled with prune juice (one of the ways you can kill a klown as you can see on, How to Kill A Klown.) At one point in time we had a mini airplane with which we used the propelor to chop of the klowns' noses, which is their main source of evil, if the don't have a nose they will committ suiside, because they would be forced to be good. You may think "hey I can do that," but you're wrong, klowns are very sneaky and deciving,
     

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